Yeah, a tap-dancing PIRATE
with a wooden leg.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 19
Personally, I'd choose PIRATE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4
I am a PIRATE. I'm an excellent PIRATE.
Game of Thrones Season 2, Episode 2
...leading to the lost treasure
of famous PIRATE "One-Eyed Willy."
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 19
Although, practically mandatory
for a PIRATE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4